Anne rules. I drool.

You read Anne Nahm, right? Because if you don't, you're missing out on some of the funniest stuff on the Internet. No, really. You are.

So, about six weeks ago, Anne put on a little contest of fake return addresses, and I (yo, moi, ME, y'all) won! I kind of cheated a little because I submitted two entries, but still, I WON!

Only days later, my prize appeared in the mail:

For the record, she survived the Big Purge of '08.

I may have won the "funny return address" contest, but Anne took my two entries and concocted a way more hilarious return addy mash-up. The package came from "Chris P. Bacon (from my breakfast-themed entry) in Hell, MI (from the death-themed entry). Now THAT is return address comedy gold.