Quick Q
But here's the one thing that I just don't understand:
How the heck did the dingbat from the Carnival Cruise Line commercials get a gig on the Today Show?
*Man, that word bothers me.

Al: Time out?And that's where I go all Super Nanny on a die-cast car. I go through the whole enchilada about how we do not hit and that is not OK and you're going to sit in time out and think about how you must be nice to your friends.
Me: Mater/Doc/Wingo/whoever (NEVER Lightning, by the way) needs time out?
Al: Time out.
Me: What did he do?
Al: He did no-noes.
Me: No-noes?
Al: He hit.